A Game About Adulthood – Darkly Humorous Party Card Game for Adults, Life Simulation, Wealth Building, Retirement & Graveyard Revenge

💀 Product Overview

A darkly humorous party card game about life, money, and the unexpected.

From student loans to surprise mishaps, this game chronicles the absurdity of adulthood. The goal? Amass as much wealth as possible before you kick the bucket.

🔹 How It Works

Your starting age is set by your education level. As you age, you draw cards that alter your life's path. Work hard, earn cash, and watch the years tick by. Retire when you're old—or die unexpectedly. Either way, the richest player when everyone's gone wins.

🔹 Even Death Isn't the End

Die too soon? Join the Graveyard. Keep playing by using your cards to wreak havoc on the living. Revenge has never been so fun.

📦 What's Included

• 380 cards (12 decks)
• 50 paper score sheets
• 4 pencils + sharpener + erasers
• Rulebook & storage divider

🎯 Perfect For

• Party nights
• Dark humor lovers
• Game night
• Friends who've been through life together
• Anyone ready to laugh at adulthood

WTF is this game? 

A dark-humored card game about life and the terrible things that happen to us all. Buy stuff. Get fired. Contract an STD. Eat a sandwich. Die.

WTF do you do? 

You and your friends play through life and compete to have the most amount of money at the end of the game. The player with the most amount of money wins!

WTF can happen? 

All sorts of things can happen. You can buy stuff, get fired, contract an std, eat a sandwich, and die.