{"product_id":"funny-sweary-2027-calendar-for-tired-ass-women","title":"Funny Sweary 2027 Calendar for Tired-Ass Women","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eAre you a sweary woman, mom, or friend who appreciates perfectly placed cuss words like \"shit\" and \"fuck\"? \u003c\/span\u003eThis funny 2027 Wall Hanging Calendar is for you! Featuring TWO hilarious curse word quotes per month, this calendar will keep you laughing all year long.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, or just as a fun treat for the sweary women in your life, including friends, coworkers, and more!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/8_8fb3fc15-b4e2-44b6-9cd1-f6ee26a012b2.jpg?v=1792484294\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2027 Wall Hanging Calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 11\" × 8.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte cover and interior for easier writing on calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium spiral binding with top center hanging hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElegant black background with modern floral artwork and gold gradient typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 monthly calendar pages (January–December 2027)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo hilarious sweary quotes every month\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpacious monthly calendar grids for appointments, birthdays, reminders, and important dates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/10_8b0cc324-380a-43d8-8ea0-6a9b3637b27b.webp?v=1792484293\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003eWomen who love sarcasm and swear words\u003cbr\u003eMoms\u003cbr\u003eBest friends\u003cbr\u003eSisters\u003cbr\u003eCoworkers\u003cbr\u003eBosses\u003cbr\u003eWork besties\u003cbr\u003eTeachers\u003cbr\u003eAnyone with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/13_0ef9ca64-438f-4332-ba03-8621344879ab.webp?v=1792484293\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"\u003e✔ Two funny swear quotes every month\u003cbr\u003e✔ Stylish black floral design with premium gold lettering\u003cbr\u003e✔ Functional monthly calendar with room to write appointments and reminders\u003cbr\u003e✔ Makes a hilarious conversation piece for your home or office\u003cbr\u003e✔ The perfect combination of sarcasm, humor, and organization\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf inspirational quotes make you roll your eyes, this calendar is probably your kind of motivation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"tyiiplus.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52384136921383,"sku":"CHL2610201588-101","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/7431\/3511\/files\/8_8fb3fc15-b4e2-44b6-9cd1-f6ee26a012b2.jpg?v=1792484294","url":"https:\/\/tyiiplus.com\/products\/funny-sweary-2027-calendar-for-tired-ass-women","provider":"tyiiplus.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}